Okay…..it’s the night before THE wedding. Those of you who know the whole sordid story will appreciate this blog. Those of you that don’t might think I’m a raving lunatic. I just want to update you …… the tan is good, the dress is as altered as it gets, I will be using a whole lot of “fashion tape”, the woman at David’s Bridal suggested that she “could put in a modesty panel” for me, Jeff claims that the whole look is “slightly pornographic”, and my sisters-in-law tell me that it will be much less revealing to others than I think it will be (which may be true if the wedding goers were dwarfs or midgets –not the family of giants that I married into) . Let’s be honest here…….I’m a girl who lives in breeches and a polo. Tomorrow I will be a cleavage showing, formal gown wearing, toe-nail polished, sheep in wolf’s clothing. Enough said……..
On a less obnoxious note………Tomorrow I will gain an amazing sister-in-law who is going to be a great wife, mother, friend, and aunt. We love you, Amanda!
Joy